[ She's pulled down on top of him as she covers his face in kisses, slow and sensual but with an underlying desperation, feeling his mud-damp fingers slip up her spine and work with the clasp of her bra. It does come undone, but before she can lift her arms to slide the the straps off her shoulders...
A few bolts pop loose off the bed, dropping to the floor. This is followed by the mattress caving in, buckling under their weight and bending to touch the floor as the boards supporting the box spring underneath give way.
Finally, each side of the bed bursts off, the headboard slamming against the wall with enough force to damage it.
However, with the mattress still underneath them, just... on the floor now, Pyrrha can't quite find this enough of a reason to stop, still trying to fumble her way out of her bra.
Someone else may disagree, though. That was quite a loud disruption! ]
[ and walking up the stairs and just outside the door is the world's cutest cockblock, penny! she definitely heard the slamming of a wall being damaged and something falling when she was on the lower floor, and is now investigating like a good housemate should.
it did sound like it came from pyrrha's room, so that's where she heads first! she's been working on social cues so she doesn't barge in right away, but she's about three seconds away from doing so. ]
[ Sitting up, with her thighs still clamped around his waist, Pyrrha reaches behind her to slip her bra's clasp back together. Jaune had been right, there are footsteps coming down the hall, either towards the door or past it, but she isn't especially inclined to take that chance.
Hurriedly, she pulls her shirt back on (backwards) and then,
... hands him her winter coat?
LOOK SHE'S NOT THINKING VERY CLEARLY RIGHT NOW
Regardless, seeing feet peek out from under her door, she'll call out, ]
[ The shirtless Jaune uses Pyrrha's winter coat to tie it around his waist, even though his pants are still loosely on him.
Don't ask.
By the time Penny enters, Jaune is standing over the broken bed. It's quite dirty with mud and so is he, not to mention the broken decorations around the room. ]
P-Pennyyyyy... heyyyyy...
I-I was just, I-- Pyrrha just, I'm, we're, I'm, uh, helping Pyrrha with, uh... that... that thing... you know that thing...
Salutations, Pyrrha! [ oh hey. ] And hello to you as well, Jaune! I didn't know you were here, too.
[ honestly, penny thought she was the only one in the house. everyone else seemed to be out and about, but it's good that she knows they're here now! now they can spend some good quality friend time together :)
still, she's at least observant enough to have a look around. the two of them look pretty dirty... and flushed... and the bed frame is broken! wowzers! ]
It sure is a mess in here... Did you guys make that sound?
[ Pyrrha glances behind her, none too subtly, at the bed... and then notices the way her coat is helpfully shielding Jaune's probable erection. (Oh, boyfriend.)
She turns back at Penny, smiling broadly. It's a bit over-compensating. ]
A few bolts popped loose off my bed. Jaune was just... he came by to help me fix it!
[ That explains precisely one (1) of about twelve different things Penny could remark on. ]
[ Jaune, too, over-compensates by turning his back to Penny as he pretends to inspect the bed. ]
A-Ah, yup, that-- hahah... that sure is a... a broken bed... damn, whoever installed it seems to have used the N-49 bolts instead of the... GXPK27. [ ?????? ] That-- yeah, that's your problem.
[ Jaune comes to the conclusion that it wasn't believable enough, so he adds more flavour to the story: ]
Also, you were jumping on it too much. Didn't we talk about this before? Yeah, we did, I-- yep. So, y'know. Stop that.
[ said completely genuinely! why else would the bed have broken? it isn't like sleeping is a very strenuous activity, and jumping on one sounds like it would be very fun. ]
Did you need some help? You both look like you're very out of breath.
Oh, thank you very much, Penny, but - um - we're fine!
[ They are quite out of breath, yes. Pyrrha can't imagine they'll pick up where they left off before the interruption, but the emotional hangover, as it were, is overwhelming Pyrrha a bit.
... Out of nowhere, she turns her head to hide her smothered laughter. ]
[ Pyrrha's suppressed laughter is starting to give Jaune the giggles, too. He's not even sure why they're laughing, but the more he tries to stifle it, it just fills him with more euphoria. ]
A-Ahahactually I think I might take a cold shower, hahah! How about this heat, you guys? Pffwh...!
[ and people say that she's weird! she's not sure what's very funny about a bed being broken, and both jaune and pyrrha seem to be acting very oddly. the emotions in the air are palpable enough to be a bit confusing for her...
leaving them be sounds like a good idea. ]
...I will leave you guys to that! But if you need any help, I'm a mind message away.
[ hopefully by then they'll be acting normally. for now, she'll be shutting their door closed again with no finesse whatsoever. ]
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A few bolts pop loose off the bed, dropping to the floor. This is followed by the mattress caving in, buckling under their weight and bending to touch the floor as the boards supporting the box spring underneath give way.
Finally, each side of the bed bursts off, the headboard slamming against the wall with enough force to damage it.
However, with the mattress still underneath them, just... on the floor now, Pyrrha can't quite find this enough of a reason to stop, still trying to fumble her way out of her bra.
Someone else may disagree, though. That was quite a loud disruption! ]
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Coming-- I, uh, someone's coming!
[ Jaune can definitely hear footsteps and immediately sits up, trying to fumble the bra back together, not letting it come off. HELP ]
--Pyrrha!!
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[ and walking up the stairs and just outside the door is the world's cutest cockblock, penny! she definitely heard the slamming of a wall being damaged and something falling when she was on the lower floor, and is now investigating like a good housemate should.
it did sound like it came from pyrrha's room, so that's where she heads first! she's been working on social cues so she doesn't barge in right away, but she's about three seconds away from doing so. ]
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Hurriedly, she pulls her shirt back on (backwards) and then,
... hands him her winter coat?
LOOK SHE'S NOT THINKING VERY CLEARLY RIGHT NOW
Regardless, seeing feet peek out from under her door, she'll call out, ]
Come in!
[ no that was the absolute wrong thing to do ]
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Don't ask.
By the time Penny enters, Jaune is standing over the broken bed. It's quite dirty with mud and so is he, not to mention the broken decorations around the room. ]
P-Pennyyyyy... heyyyyy...
I-I was just, I-- Pyrrha just, I'm, we're, I'm, uh, helping Pyrrha with, uh... that... that thing... you know that thing...
[ PARTNER HELP??? ]
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[ honestly, penny thought she was the only one in the house. everyone else seemed to be out and about, but it's good that she knows they're here now! now they can spend some good quality friend time together :)
still, she's at least observant enough to have a look around. the two of them look pretty dirty... and flushed... and the bed frame is broken! wowzers! ]
It sure is a mess in here... Did you guys make that sound?
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[ Pyrrha glances behind her, none too subtly, at the bed... and then notices the way her coat is helpfully shielding Jaune's probable erection. (Oh, boyfriend.)
She turns back at Penny, smiling broadly. It's a bit over-compensating. ]
A few bolts popped loose off my bed. Jaune was just... he came by to help me fix it!
[ That explains precisely one (1) of about twelve different things Penny could remark on. ]
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A-Ah, yup, that-- hahah... that sure is a... a broken bed... damn, whoever installed it seems to have used the N-49 bolts instead of the... GXPK27. [ ?????? ] That-- yeah, that's your problem.
[ Jaune comes to the conclusion that it wasn't believable enough, so he adds more flavour to the story: ]
Also, you were jumping on it too much. Didn't we talk about this before? Yeah, we did, I-- yep. So, y'know. Stop that.
[ ....yeah. ]
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[ said completely genuinely! why else would the bed have broken? it isn't like sleeping is a very strenuous activity, and jumping on one sounds like it would be very fun. ]
Did you need some help? You both look like you're very out of breath.
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[ They are quite out of breath, yes. Pyrrha can't imagine they'll pick up where they left off before the interruption, but the emotional hangover, as it were, is overwhelming Pyrrha a bit.
... Out of nowhere, she turns her head to hide her smothered laughter. ]
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A-Ahahactually I think I might take a cold shower, hahah! How about this heat, you guys? Pffwh...!
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leaving them be sounds like a good idea. ]
...I will leave you guys to that! But if you need any help, I'm a mind message away.
[ hopefully by then they'll be acting normally. for now, she'll be shutting their door closed again with no finesse whatsoever. ]